The Liberal Religion and the Rorschach Blot

So Jim Messina, the douchebag campaign manager of Ra-Obama the God King, made the following tweet today:

  "The chimichanga? It may be the only thing Republicans have left to offer Latinos"

So the discussion amongst conservatives is really only been of two forms:

1. Highlighting the usual hypocrisy where a liberal's quasi-racist comment is met with silence in the media versus the batshit uproar that occurred a few weeks ago when some rando Republican mayor made a very similiar comment involving tacos.
2. Discussing whether or not Republicans should force the political correctness shit sandwich down this asshole's throat so that he can get a nice big taste of what we deal with on a daily basis. 

Well, I'm here to tell you that neither 1 or 2 will accomplish anything for the simple reason that liberals are not in fact employing some sort of diabolical plan to silence conservatives through selective application of their political correctness newspeak. That's right. There is no great conspiracy, but you should all know this because a conspiracy actually takes cunning, intelligence, and hard work for it to be carried out successfully and none of these traits even comes close to describing the liberal.

So if this is not part of the Democratic strategy then what is it? Well, listen closely children because this is a very important point that nobody seems to get. The liberal literally believes that all conservatives are evil. Therefore anything a conservative says or does is evidence of their evil/racism. So when a liberal makes a remark that is at worst slightly off color, they see it for what it is, a slightly off color remark, but when a Republican makes the same comment, they can only see evidence of what their liberal religious beliefs already hold to be true. This is why a Republican can even say something as benign as "we need to cut spending" and liberals will actually argue that this is a racist "dog whistle". It makes no sense until you look at it from the perspective of someone who is acting on behalf of their fundamentalist religious beliefs.

This may not be clear, so allow me to illustrate with the example of an extremely religious Catholic. Now, when someone is very religious, they tend to see evidence of the truth of their faith in everything that happens in ordinary life. The best example here would be Catholics who see images of Christ or the Virgin Mary in burnt toast. To anyone who doesn't share their devotion, they see the burnt toast for what it is; a Rorschach blot in a bit of burnt bread. Well everybody, conservatives are a Rorschach blot with an ink stain shaped like common sense and decency, but all the liberal faithful will ever see is racism and malignant intent.

Liberalism is a religion, and making them confront logic and reality is not going to change a damn thing. The only way to defeat them is to make the larger public aware of the leftist's attempt to change the nation into their own little newage theocracy.