Today's Liberals in the News.

Let's start this off with an Occupy Rape Street Update. This movement is really gaining traction in America, mostly because they keep jumping from triumph to triumph as they bring their message of "more rapes" to every corner of the nation. Here's their most recent success story: Woman Raped at Occupy New Haven:

A member of the Occupy New Haven movement was raped in a tent at the Occupy camp late on Monday night or early Tuesday morning, police said.Police said a woman went to find the victim on Tuesday afternoon because she had not seen her.She went to the woman’s tent and called for her, but there was no answer, so she looked inside the tent and found the woman, police said.The victim wasn’t able to respond, police said, so the witness yelled out to other Occupiers to call police and emergency medical services.At some point, the victim told the witness she had been raped in a tent at the camp, police said.Police responded to the camp at 3:25 p.m. The victim was brought to Yale-New Haven Hospital and police charged England Gamble, 53, of New Haven, with first-degree sexual assault and first-degree unlawful restraint.

Alright let's move on to this Planned Parenthood update coming out of Lubbock, Texas: President & CEO of Texas Planned Parenthood Arrested for Indecent Exposure:

The president and CEO of the Planned Parenthood abortion business in Lubbock, Texas was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure at a local baseball field where children play. As KCBD reports, “According to Lubbock Police, Tony Ray Thornton, 56, was arrested at the baseball fields inside of Mackenzie Park. According to the incident report, Thornton was taken into custody at 3:25 Monday afternoon. He was booked into the Lubbock County Detention Center and released from jail Tuesday morning around 11 a.m.” The news station reports that Thornton has worked with the abortion business for several years and the Lubbock Planned Parenthood has had its share of problems. Previously, the Planned Parenthood facility in Lubbock, Texas threw away medical records in a trash bin outside the building.

I think I get it now. Planned Parenthood kills children in order to reduce the number of children that have to experience having a planned parenthood employee flash their dick at them. I guess I was wrong, planned parenthood is a noble institution after all. They're just trying to reduce pedophilia, that's all.

Ok, let's finish things off with this fluff piece about Obama's corrupt butt buddy, Rod Blagojevich, as he gets carted off to prison: last-day-free-blagojevich-offers-last-words. Oh yea, go ahead and scan the article for the word "Democrat" or any indication of Big Rod's party affiliation. Meh, I'll just go ahead and end the suspense, it's not there.