Tuesday, February 14, 2012

The awesome power of PUBMED for destroying the Liberal's NewAge belief system


You may have heard that his majesty recently dictated to his subjects that they must now provide free contraception to all of their employees. In an attempt to support the Sun King's proclamation, the media has been constantly reminding us that 98% of Catholic women use birth control such as herehere, and here, to name a few.

Well, I found the name of the author of the study they are referencing, went to PUBMED, typed "jones + catholic + contraception", and shazzam!, this article titled The secularization of U.S. Catholics popped up. I read this article, specifically focusing on the population sample they used and it turns out that 98% of sexually-active Catholic women between the ages of 15-44 who want to avoid pregnancy have used some form of birth control in their lives. Well holy fucking shit, that is an Earth shattering finding. Hey, I just did a study and it finds that 98% of Buddhists who are currently in a swimming pool and want to avoid getting their normal clothes wet are wearing bathing suits. So, I can only conclude that Buddhists wear bathing suits at all times. Have these people ever heard the phrase, "begging the question"?

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