Tuesday, February 28, 2012

It's not easy being green

Well, it's looking like members of Iran's Green Revolution did indeed ask for help from the U.S. way back in 2009. It seems to have occurred right around the same time that his excellency King Obama I, was demonstrating his sharp intellect and foreign policy acumen with his precision tactic of saying and doing nothing during the brutal 2009 crackdown on the Greens. After the massacre was over, his majesty  assured his subjects that his court had never received a single correspondence from the Greens, implying that if he had, the same royal generosity that his own subjects enjoy would have been equally lavished upon the Green peasants abroad.

Not to worry though. If the Ayatollahs do acquire a nuclear weapon, the God King will simply use his divine powers of speech to knock these weapons from the sky and restore peace and harmony to the world for ages to come.

If that plan fails, the following quote from the Greens will have textbooks devoted to it in the future:
“Will (the countries of the West) continue on the track of wishful thinking and push every decision to the future until it is too late?”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you want a vision of the future, Winston, Imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever.